A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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What's a table richly spread without a woman at its head.
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Housework done properly can kill you.
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Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
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My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
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So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust.
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Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
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Food never forgets.
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Dinner's ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
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Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.
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I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler.
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Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
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Bon Appétit!
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Welcome to our home.
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If music be the food of love, play on...- Shakespeare
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Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet van Horne
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I cook with wine... sometimes I even put it in food...
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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert L. Stevenson
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The Kitchen is the Heart of a Home.
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Today's Menu Two Choices: Take it or Leave it.
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Enjoy life--It's delicious.
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Recipe for a Happy Heart cups of Love cup of Friendship cup of Gratitude Add a dash of Laughter. Pour into any soul.
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Real men wear aprons.
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Bless the cook who serves Love and Laughter.
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Only the pure of heart can make good soup. -Beethoven
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Chocolate is an essential nutrient.
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Crumbs of happiness... make a loaf of contentment.
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This kitchen is closed due to illness; I'm sick of cooking.
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This kitchen is seasoned with Love.
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Love & Scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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Life's two best comforts: good food and a hug.
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Coffee or a pot of tea? Please sit and share a cup with me.
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Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie from the oven.
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Friendship hits the spot.
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Home is where the cookies are.
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I'm a good egg-just a little cracked.



Calling children strong and able - clear your dishes off the table.
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Nana's kitchen - tasters welcome.
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Mothers add lovin' spoonfuls.
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Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.
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Eat, Drink and be Merry...for tomorrow, we diet!
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Broken cookies don't have calories.
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I just ate my willpower.
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I'm in transcendental vegetation.
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Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
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I have three chairs in my house: one for solitude, two for friendship, three for company. - Thoreau
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The kitchen is the heart of the house.
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To Your Health.
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In making dinner for a friend, don't forget the love.
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Life's short... eat dessert first.
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I'm not interested in dishes that take minutes and have no cholesterol. -Julia Child
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Hunger is the Best Appetizer - Kirkland
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. -Mark Twain
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Let'em eat beans. - Jack of the Beanstalk
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Live well, laugh often, love much.
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It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine.
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No matter where I take my guests, it seems they like my kitchen best.
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A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. -Aesop
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Chocolate is its own reward
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Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate.
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Where there's smoke, there's toast.
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Good coffee is a pleasure - Good friends are a treasure.
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After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde.
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The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. -Sophia Loren
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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
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Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour. -Talleyrand
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind
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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -Virginia Woolf
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Le Bon Appetite!
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Never trust a skinny cook
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
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Eat Dessert First
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Thank you Lord for happy heart, for rain, and sunny weather.
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Thank you Lord for this our food and that we are together
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May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities
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Where there is love in the heart there is joy in the home
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Forbidden fruits create many jams
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Happiness is homemade


Cooking is love made visible
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Season everything with love
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Come gather at our table
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Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. -Shakespeare
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Laughter is brightest where food is best
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Simple Abundance
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Kiss the Cook
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A skinny cook can't be trusted.
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I kiss better than I cook!
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I Knead You
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Bed and Breakfast - you make both.
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Open the oven, take a look
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First to complain is next week's cook!
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The Kitchen is the Heart of a Home
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A wise mother gives her children two choices at mealtime: take it or leave it.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz
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Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards!
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If you'd prefer breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
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I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.
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As the Lord did bless the loaves and fishes, Bless the food upon these dishes. Like the sugar in the tea, May we Lord, abide in Thee.
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Take care. It is so easy to break eggs without making omelets. - Clive Staples Lewis
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Season everything with Love.
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The Gathering Place
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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
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The belly rules the mind. - Spanish Proverb
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A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. - Old New York Proverb
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If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers. - Linda Henley
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Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.
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After dinner sit a while, and after supper walk a mile. - English Saying


The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor. - Chinese Proverb
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Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
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The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. - George Miller
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Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet van Horne
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There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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My soul is dark with stormy riot directly traceable to diet. - Samuel Hoffenstein
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Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. - English Proverb
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One should eat to live, not live to eat. - Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV
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If you don't like my standards of cooking ... lower your standards.
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I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
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Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. - Proverb
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters
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We rarely repent of having eaten too little. - Thomas Jefferson
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Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself.
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Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner. - Lord Byron
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One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
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A smiling face is half the meal. - Latvian Proverb
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The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.
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Enough is as good as a feast. - English Proverb
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Be moderate in order to taste the joys of life in abundance. - Epicurus
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Dear Lord, let us give out thanks for what is at our door, for food and drink, for gentle rain, for sunny skies above, for home and friends, for peace and joy, but most of all for love. - Kitchen Prayer
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.